Purse envy?
Saw a sign the other day in a department store window that said “Sale on Women’s Purses”. Well, duh! Of course it’s a sale on women’s purses. How often do you see a sale on men’s purses? Never. Cause the man purse just isn’t something that’s in style for the everyday man. Sure, you got your fanny pack…but that doesn’t really count.
No man is going to carry a purse. Now, if he did, you’d likely see bragging rights and guys doing some crazy Tim Allen “Home Improvement” kind of shit with their purses. “Hey, Bob! Check out my new purse! It’s a Gucci! Check it out, man!” (unzips the side) “Beer opener, stud finder, even has a full socket set in it!”
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