Ann Coulter: A Game of You
A couple of days ago, Ann Coulter posted another blog post called Liberal Victimhood: A Game You Can Play at Home. After reading it, some thoughts came to mind that I think help explain what the real problem is with Ann Coulter.
I think most of the problems with Ann Coulter stem from ignorance. Now, I’m not talking about a lack of knowledge here. It’s not like Ann Coulter isn’t smart because she is. You can’t skate through college if you’re a moron. It takes some brains to graduate. Ann Coulter is ignorant because she fails to see things how they really are.
All of us pretty much perceive things in the same way. We all hear the same words, see the same images, and read the same words. What changes is when our mind and emotions come into play. When that happens our conception of things changes. Wisdom comes when you’re able to conceive things as they are without any precepts. As such, if you have a highly biased point of view from the very beginning then everything you perceive ends up becoming a series of misconceptions.
By now, if you’re asking yourself whether this is a very Zen-like way of looking at things, you’re not far off.
Ann Coulter labels herself as an unapologetic, unwavering Conservative. As such, her view on things is automatically biased and skewed. Her misconceptions come in the form of labels. Ann Coulter is constantly categorizing everyone and everything: Liberal, Conservative, corrupt, victim, left-wing, right-wing, hypocrite, godless, hopeless, just to name a few. In the end, her mind is made up even before a politician opens up their mouth.
In her mind, virtually all Democrats are Liberals. Do most Democrats lean more on the Liberal side of things? Maybe. I don’t know. Personally, I do not believe that all Democrats are Liberals and all Republicans are Conservative and vice versa. Labels like this don’t serve any purpose. There are many Democrats and Republicans who share similar values and principles and have ideas that can fall on both sides of the fence. It’s a common misconception that has no base in reality.
Borrowing from one of my favorite comic books, The Sandman, I would describe Ann Coulter’s game of labels as “a game of you”, a game played only within herself. Rather than seeing things as they are, Ann would rather fabricate her own reality in an effort to define her own identity. It’s a game that, in the end, only leads to a brick wall.
In her latest blog post, right off the bat, Ann starts off with a few misconceptions:
I notice that liberals have not challenged the overall thesis of my rocketing bestseller, “Guilty: Liberal ‘Victims’ and Their Assault on America,” which is that liberals always play the victim in order to advance, win advantages and oppress others.
I guess that would be hard to do when the corrupt Democratic governor of Illinois is running around comparing himself to Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi.
Indeed, you can’t turn on the TV without seeing some liberal playing victim to score the game-winning point.
As usual, liberals are the problem. They’re corrupt and they’re always playing the victim. Labels.
The reality is that Rod Blagojevich wasn’t much of a Democrat. In fact, he really didn’t get all that much support from his fellow Democrats in Illinois. To say that he’s a poster child of a typical Democrat, much less a liberal, is a complete misconception. He stood out on his own and didn’t in any way reflect the views, opinions, and/or values of the Democratic party. Rod Blagojavich was a turd, plain and simple. Thick, brown, and full of shit.
Ann then goes on and on about the ridiculousness of the Caroline Kennedy Senate seat debacle, accusing the media of painting her as a victim (there’s that label again!):
The Kennedys are the textbook case of victims who go around victimizing others.
Look, the Kennedy family has had it’s fair share of tragedies for the past 40+ years. John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Robert Kennedy was assassinated. Edward Kennedy died in a car crash. Robert Kennedy’s son, David, died of a drug overdose. Robert’s other son, Michael, died in a skiing accident. John F. Kennedy, Jr. died in a plane crash. You think this family has been through enough? Maybe this family has a serious omen on it. I don’t know, but I don’t think the Kennedy’s are ones who go around victimizing people. That’s just ridiculous.
The reality of the Caroline Kennedy situation was that a select few Democrats wanted to see her take the New York Senate seat. I mean, obviously someone wanted her to be seated otherwise the topic would have never been brought up. What I got out of it was that plenty of Democrats instantly said “Noooooo.” Caroline Kennedy simply wasn’t qualified to be a Senator. She simply didn’t have any real political experience. As such, most people viewed the idea as ridiculous. Just because she is a Kennedy doesn’t automatically make her qualified to be a Senator.
The topper comes at the very end of Ann’s post, when she says this:
Throughout Obama’s entire life, doors were opened for him, his college applications smiled upon and favors bestowed simply because he is black — the original victim category in America. Being black is the highest victim caste because of blacks’ authentic victimhood: The nation once tolerated slavery and Jim Crow.
I actually had to re-read that paragraph multiple times. I thought, “Is she really saying what I think she’s saying?” I think so. Black is another label. Couple that with victim and you end up with a real slap in the face.
You mean to tell me that Obama got into Columbia University and Harvard Law School because he was black? I suppose that every teacher he ever had passed him even when they should have failed him, right? I’m sorry, but you don’t get a Juris Doctor, Magna Cum Laude from Harvard just because you’re black.
Obama didn’t get everything he received by being black; he got it the hard way: he earned it. People didn’t vote for Obama just because he was black. They voted for him because he was the right person for the job. Obama earned the respect of the American people and got voted into office because of it.
To sum up, Ann Coulter’s ignorance stems from a never ending array of misconceptions and labels. What she sees as the truth and what is reality are two completely different things. While she may think she is winning the game, what she doesn’t know is that she is only playing against herself.

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