The irony of this just kills me. The two do kinda go together though. They both kind of invoke a religious experience. Makes you wonder…could you smuggle in a bunch of cocaine behind the Mona Lisa? Maybe some heroin inside a Van Gogh?
Don’t you wish you could do this to the CEO’s of AIG, Goldman Sachs, and other banks? If only it were that easy…
The other day, a conservative friend of mine sent me an email with this pic:
I couldn’t help myself. I just had to respond. So I responded with this pic:
You have to admit, that’s damn funny!
Saw this on MSNBC the other day. Pretty funny. Baby!…too!…cute! Can’t!…resist!
Cabel Sasser recently posted a video on his blog about a new Microsoft video in which a group of folks talk about hosting your own Windows 7 launch party. I watched the original video and, man, is it boring as hell. I mean, do people really do this? Granted, I’m sure some folks do…but they sure as hell don’t look like the folks in this video. Most of the people I know who would are major geeks and would host a different kind of party (if you know what I mean).
As Cabel mentioned in his post, someone figured out that if you bleep out any mention of Microsoft or Windows 7 you get a…umm…very different kind of party. Laughed my ass off on this one:
Earlier this week, Vanity Fair has a little fun with Palin’s resignation speech. Well, the fun just keeps coming! Enter William Shatner!
Oh man, looks like Vanity Fair just dissed Palin in a whole new way! I’m only into the second page of their version of Palin’s resignation speech and I’m laughing my ass off. Poorly written speech indeed!
I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off when Steve Ballmer showed up as the third worst person in the world on Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Keith had this to say about a recent quip from Ballmer:
“Never mind a computer that figures out what I meant to do. How about one that does what I asked it to do?”
Why is it that people who are so bloody religious insist on claiming their religion and sexual preference on their blogs? “I am a Christian who is married to a beautiful wife.” Funny how you never hear the opposite. You almost never read a blog that has an About Me page that says, “I’m an asshole who cheats on his wife every chance he gets…with men!” I’m just sayin’.
John Gruber at Daring Fireball linked this one. This is hilarious! So true, so true!
CAUTION: Not work safe!
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