Steamd » Humor http://www.steamd.net Rants, raves, and other geeky nonsense Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:43:18 +0000 en hourly 1 Copyright © 2010 Steamd jeffwhitfield@gmail.com (Jeff Whitfield) jeffwhitfield@gmail.com (Jeff Whitfield) podcasts 1440 politics, rants, raves, technology, geek, apple, microsoft, entertainment Rants, raves, and other geeky nonsense. pWhat happens when you unleash a frustrated musician onto a computer? You get a really big geek! Thatrsquo;s Jeff Whitfield in a nutshell. Filled with rants, raves, and other geeky nonsense, Steamd is a no holds barred look at the world through the eyes of a geek./p pWhether he's reading the news, at work, coming into work, coming home from work, watching TV, listening to a podcast, or doing whatever it is that he does on a daily basis, eventually something will inspire Jeff and cause him to want to tell people about it. Or it could just be something that pisses him off at the time. Either way, Steamd was born as a way to document his ideas and thoughts as well as vent some frustration should it arise./p Jeff Whitfield Jeff Whitfield jeffwhitfield@gmail.com No no http://www.steamd.net/wp-content/themes/steamd/images/steamd_144x144.png Steamd http://www.steamd.net 144 144 30 pounds of pot found inside pictures of Jesus http://www.steamd.net/2010/02/30-pounds-of-pot-found-inside-pictures-of-jesus.html http://www.steamd.net/2010/02/30-pounds-of-pot-found-inside-pictures-of-jesus.html#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:43:18 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=1010 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> The irony of this just kills me. The two do kinda go together though. They both kind of invoke a religious experience. Makes you wonder…could you smuggle in a bunch of cocaine behind the Mona Lisa?  Maybe some heroin inside a Van Gogh?

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]]> http://www.steamd.net/2010/02/30-pounds-of-pot-found-inside-pictures-of-jesus.html/feed 0 I’m Crushing Your Head! http://www.steamd.net/2009/11/im-crushing-your-head.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/11/im-crushing-your-head.html#comments Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:00:05 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=952
  • Palin gets Shatner-ized Earlier this week, Vanity Fair has a little fun with...
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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/11/im-crushing-your-head.html/feed 0     Miss me yet? I’m sorry… http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/miss-me-yet-im-sorry.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/miss-me-yet-im-sorry.html#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:16:09 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=939
  • GOP and Silly Putty Just the other day, in a response to an email...
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    Miss me yet?

    I couldn’t help myself. I just had to respond. So I responded with this pic:

    I'm sorry

    You have to admit, that’s damn funny!

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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/miss-me-yet-im-sorry.html/feed 4     Baby Dancing to Beyonce http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/baby-dancing-to-beyonce.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/baby-dancing-to-beyonce.html#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:03:45 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=933
  • Olbermann on Ballmer I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off when Steve...
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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/baby-dancing-to-beyonce.html/feed 0     Windows 7 Party http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/windows-7-party.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/windows-7-party.html#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:15:02 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=929
  • Apple’s new next door neighbor: Microsoft! Macworld just published a post on their site about Microsoft...
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    As Cabel mentioned in his post, someone figured out that if you bleep out any mention of Microsoft or Windows 7 you get a…umm…very different kind of party. Laughed my ass off on this one:

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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/09/windows-7-party.html/feed 0     Palin gets Shatner-ized http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin-gets-shatner-ized.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin-gets-shatner-ized.html#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:27:01 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=883
  • Palin’s Resignation: The Edited Version Oh man, looks like Vanity Fair just dissed Palin in...
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    • Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>     Earlier this week, Vanity Fair has a little fun with Palin’s resignation speech. Well, the fun just keeps coming! Enter William Shatner!

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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin-gets-shatner-ized.html/feed 0     Palin’s Resignation: The Edited Version http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin%e2%80%99s-resignation-the-edited-version.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin%e2%80%99s-resignation-the-edited-version.html#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:18:44 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=880
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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/palin%e2%80%99s-resignation-the-edited-version.html/feed 0     Olbermann on Ballmer http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/olbermann-on-ballmer.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/olbermann-on-ballmer.html#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:03:40 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=873
  • Ballmer: A tidal wave of idiocracy John Gruber posted this on his blog and I just...
    • Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>     I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off when Steve Ballmer showed up as the third worst person in the world on Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Keith had this to say about a recent quip from Ballmer:

    “Never mind a computer that figures out what I meant to do. How about one that does what I asked it to do?”

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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/07/olbermann-on-ballmer.html/feed 0     Religious Sexuality http://www.steamd.net/2009/02/religious-sexuality.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/02/religious-sexuality.html#comments Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:13:20 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=801 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Why is it that people who are so bloody religious insist on claiming their religion and sexual preference on their blogs? “I am a Christian who is married to a beautiful wife.” Funny how you never hear the opposite. You almost never read a blog that has an About Me page that says, “I’m an asshole who cheats on his wife every chance he gets…with men!” I’m just sayin’.

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    ]]>     http://www.steamd.net/2009/02/religious-sexuality.html/feed 0     Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit http://www.steamd.net/2009/02/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit.html http://www.steamd.net/2009/02/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit.html#comments Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:43:23 +0000 jwhitfield http://www.steamd.net/?p=775 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> John Gruber at Daring Fireball linked this one. This is hilarious! So true, so true!

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