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Ann Coulter never gets laid (Update)

My wife and I had a discussion about my latest blog post. My take was that Ann supported John McCain and yet when he lost completely bashed the hell out of him. My wife responded by saying that that wasn’t completely true, that Ann didn’t like John McCain from the beginning. Really? 

Now, I haven’t paid too much attention to Ann outside of her blog posts so I don’t know if there have been any moments where Ann has said “I don’t like John McCain”. Hell, I don’t think there’s been any moments when Ann Coulter has said “I’m voting for John McCain”.

Out of all the blog posts she made this year (approximately 48) only 4 show signs of criticism towards McCain (hereherehere, and here). A few of them do have some sharp criticism on McCain but none of them outright say “I’m not voting for him”. Most of them just say “McCain is too moderate” and that he’s not right-wing enough.

I’m very curious as to who she voted for because if she did vote for John McCain then she absolutely has no right to bitch. After all, why on Earth would you vote for someone you have little confidence in? Why would you vote Republican just because you’re a Republican even though you don’t like the candidate? Doesn’t make sense.

Honestly, if Barack Obama turned out to be a complete douche I would not have voted for him. In fact, I probably would not have voted for anyone this year.

I take that back, I would have done a write in and would have voted for Stephen Colbert. Hell, Ann could have done the same thing and put in a vote for her best buddy, Rush Limbaugh!  ;)

Ann Coulter never gets laid

I figure since Ann tries so hard to be controversial with the subjects of her blog posts, might as well get just as outlandish with mine. Consider her latest rant, entitled The Reign of Lame Falls Mainly on McCain. I mean, this woman is such a sore loser. Not only does she continue to bash Obama, but bashes the hell out of McCain too? Wouldn’t surprise me the least if Ann Coulter never gets laid. In fact, if that was the case then it would explain her rants. 

Last night was truly a historic occasion: For only the second time in her adult life, Michelle Obama was proud of her country!

This much contention can only mean one thing: a low self esteem. Face it, you’re just jealous, Ann.

The big loser of this election is Colin Powell, whose last-minute endorsement of Obama put the Illinois senator over the top. Powell was probably at home last night, yelling at his TV, “Are you KIDDING me? That endorsement was sarcastic!”

So what you’re saying is that had Colin Powell not have endorsed Obama then McCain would have won? That Powell put him so over the top that it caused a ridiculous win of over two-thirds of the electoral college? Did we watch the same election? You’re just pissed because a well-respected Republican didn’t vote for your guy. Speaking of which…

The winner, of course, is Obama, who must be excited because now he can start hanging out in public with Bill Ayers and Rev. Jeremiah Wright again. John McCain is a winner because he can resume buying more houses.

And we’re all winners because we will never again have to hear McCain say, “my friends.” 

Smooth move, ex-lax. You just managed to tear down both the candidates at the same time. Who the hell did you vote for? So your guy loses and you say, “Oh well! I didn’t like him anyways!”? Right.

After Bill Clinton won the 1992 presidential election, Hillary Clinton immediately announced that, henceforth, she would be known as “Hillary Rodham Clinton.” So maybe Obama can now become B. Hussein Obama, his rightful name.

Say it with me, Ann: President Barack Hussein Obama. Not B. Hussein Obama but President Barack Hussein Obama. Get used to it cause he’ll probably be your President for the next eight years. Notice that I said your President. Like it or not but he is your President just as much as he is mine. Last I checked, we’re both Americans and, as such, regardless on whether you agree with Obama or don’t particularly like the guy he still deserves your respect and be given the benefit of the doubt. I don’t particularly like G. “Dub-yah” Bush, in fact I pretty much hate the guy. Not because he’s a Republican and/or conservative, rather I feel that his actions over the last eight years made him one of the worst Presidents this country has ever seen. Obama hasn’t even made it into the White House yet and you’re already disrespecting him. Don’t be such a bitch, Ann.

This was such an enormous Democratic year that even John Murtha won his congressional seat in Pennsylvania after calling his constituents racists. It turns out they’re not racists — they’re retards. Question: What exactly would one have to say to alienate Pennsylvanians? That Joe Paterno should retire?

Tell me, Ann, have you ever been to Pennsylvania? How the hell do you know that Pennsylvania is full of retards let alone racists? For all we know 10% of the population in Pennsylvania could have down syndrome. I have no clue because I haven’t been to Pennsylvania. Murtha looks like an old fart so, to be honest, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he thought Pennsylvania was full of racists. It’s not really all that different from you calling all Liberal “Godless”, right?

Apparently Florida voters didn’t mind Obama’s palling around with Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi and Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, either. There must be a whole bunch of retired Pennsylvania Jews down there.

What are you insinuating, Ann? Are you implying that there’s something wrong with Americans who are of the Islamic faith? Who’s the racist here? And what the hell do Jews have to do with a couple of folks of Islamic faith? Doesn’t make sense.

Have you ever noticed that whenever Democrats lose presidential elections, they always blame it on the personal qualities of their candidate? Kerry was a dork, Gore was a stiff, Dukakis was a bloodless android, Mondale was a sad sack.

And what exactly are you blaming McCain for? Ah, right! Buying too many houses and saying “my friends” too much! 

This blame-the-messenger thesis allows Democrats to conclude that their message was fine — nothing should be changed! The American people are clamoring for higher taxes, big government, a defeatist foreign policy, gay marriage, the whole magilla. It was just this particular candidate’s personality.

Umm…not really. The American people really wanted change and have spoken. But what you speak of is lies. Obama isn’t going raise everyone’s taxes, isn’t looking to make government bigger, isn’t aiming for a foreign policy that is defeatist in nature, and isn’t going to make gay marriage legal nation wide. What you speak of is the same old FUD you’ve been preaching about for years and, quite frankly, you’re completely full of shit.

Republicans lost this presidential election, and I don’t blame the messenger; I blame the message. How could Republicans go after B. Hussein Obama (as he is now known) on planning to bankrupt the coal companies when McCain supports the exact same cap and trade policies and earnestly believes in global warming?

Republican’s lost this presidential election because McCain’s message sucked and, like you, was completely full of shit. His campaign was managed very poorly and his message wasn’t consistent at all. McCain and other Republican’s went after Obama using tactics and various messages that went over the line. And you’re criticizing them for it? Umm…seems to me that you agreed with these tactics and agreed with the message when they happened. But now that your candidate lost you disagree with them? Isn’t that a little two-faced?

Oh, and cut the B. Hussein Obama crap. He’s only know by that name by you. Again, his name is President Barack Hussein Obama. Period.

How could we go after Obama for his illegal alien aunt and for supporting driver’s licenses for illegal aliens when McCain fanatically pushed amnesty along with his good friend Teddy Kennedy?

Because doing so would be an instant loss in a ton of Hispanic voters. Use your brain.

How could we go after Obama for Jeremiah Wright when McCain denounced any Republicans who did so?

Because the Jeremiah Wright debate was already debated enough and nobody cared. Continuing to debate the issue would be like beating a dead horse. Again, use your brain.

How could we go after Obama for planning to hike taxes on the “rich,” when McCain was the only Republican to vote against both of Bush’s tax cuts on the grounds that they were tax cuts for the rich?

Again, because McCain tried to debate this issue and people didn’t buy it. Besides, Obama has said time and time again that his tax plans don’t necessarily involve a tax hike on the “rich”. Rather he simply wants taxes to be adjusted to match the rates that existed for people in the 1990’s for those making over $250,000. Chances are, most people making a little over $250,000 won’t even see an increase in their taxes at all. Those making under though will definitely see a reduction in their taxes. For many people, a vote for McCain would be a tax cut for everyone. Trickle down economics hasn’t worked, Ann. Again, use your brain.

And why should Republican activists slave away working for McCain when he has personally, viciously attacked: John O’Neill and the Swift Boat Veterans, National Right to Life director Doug Johnson, evangelical pastors Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and John Hagee, various conservative talk radio hosts, the Tennessee Republican Party and on and on and on?

As Palin might say, “Oh, Ann, there you go again!” I’ve read many of your blog posts over the course of this campaign and I haven’t heard you criticize McCain for attacking any of the said persons you describe. Seems kind of convenient for you to quickly dismiss McCain when he no longer serves your purpose.

As liberal Democrat E.J. Dionne Jr. exuded about McCain in The Washington Post during the Republican primaries, “John McCain is feared by Democrats and liked by independents.” Dionne proclaimed that McCain “may be the one Republican who can rescue his party from the undertow of the Bush years.”

Similarly, after unelectable, ultraconservative Reagan won two landslide victories, James Reston of The New York Times gave the same advice to Vice President George H.W. Bush: Stop being conservative! Bush was “a good man,” Reston said in 1988, “and might run a strong campaign if liberated from Mr. Reagan’s coattails.”

Roll that phrase around a bit — “liberated from Mr. Reagan’s coattails.” This is why it takes so long to read the Times — you have to keep reading the same paragraph over again to see if you missed a word.

Bush, of course, rode Reagan’s ultraconservative coattails to victory, then snipped those coattails by raising taxes and was soundly defeated four years later.

Err…what the hell are you saying? Are you trying to say that Republican’s haven’t been Republican enough? Umm…duh? The Republican party hasn’t been the same for years. If anything, it took the Bush administration and this election for folks to realize that the Republican party is morphing into an institution made up by right-wing nutjobs like yourself. 

I keep trying to get Democrats to take my advice (stop being so crazy), but they never listen to me. Why do Republicans take the advice of their enemies?

Obama isn’t crazy though. He’s extremely smart (smarter than you!). He ran a very clean campaign and said all the right things. Why on Earth would someone like Obama take advice from you?

Oh, and why do you insist on using the word “enemy” to describe Democrats and Liberals? Last I checked we’re all Americans here. Seems to me that the only one here trying to divide this nation is you!

How many times do we have to run this experiment before Republican primary voters learn that “moderate,” “independent,” “maverick” Republicans never win, and right-wing Republicans never lose?

Yeah, because, let’s face it, anyone who doesn’t agree with you or isn’t a right-wing Republican is evil. Again, funny how you haven’t really criticized McCain for being right-wing enough till now.

Indeed, the only good thing about McCain is that he gave us a genuine conservative, Sarah Palin. He’s like one of those insects that lives just long enough to reproduce so that the species can survive. That’s why a lot of us are referring to Sarah as “The One” these days.

Sarah Palin is indeed a right-wing nutjob and is definitely one of you. Problem is that she’s also a complete idiot (just like you!) who doesn’t understand the meaning of our rights given to us by the Constitution (just like you!). Man, she just might be your twin!

Like Sarah Connor in “The Terminator,” Sarah Palin is destined to give birth to a new movement. That’s why the Democrats are trying to kill her. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is involved somehow, too. Good Lord, I’m tired.

I like it! Senator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles! This week, Sarah learns that she’s actually a robot sent back from the future to ruin John McCain’s election. 

After showing nearly superhuman restraint throughout this campaign, which was lost the night McCain won the California primary, I am now liberated to announce that all I care about is hunting down and punishing every Republican who voted for McCain in the primaries. I have a list and am prepared to produce the names of every person who told me he was voting for McCain to the proper authorities.

We’ll start with former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Florida Gov. Charlie Crist. Then we shall march through the states of New Hampshire and South Carolina — states that must never, ever be allowed to hold early Republican primaries again.

You gonna do this Robert DeNiro style as he did in The Untouchables? A Louisville Slugger would be a healthy choice. How about Joe Peschi style like he did in Casino. After all, the pen is mightier than the sword. 

While you’re at it, punish yourself. All you have to do is look in a mirror and see yourself for what you truly are. Once you do that then you can truly move on to bigger and better things.

For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

Starting tomorrow, if not sooner.

If that means showing Obama some real respect rather than bashing him with your “I hate all Democrats and Liberal” trash, then good for you. It would be nice for once to see a right-wing nutjob like yourself actually reach across the aisle, shake Obama’s hand and say, “I don’t always agree with you but I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt”. If you can’t even do that then, please, for the sake of the Republican party, just shut up! And, yeah, you can start tomorrow if not sooner. Good idea!

Words Can Hurt

Because of some comments on a recent post I did about Hummers, there are a few things that I think bear repeating, a few things I want to clear up in regards to what my blog is about and what it’s not about.

In another recent post, I talked a bit about the Rage on the Radio (iTunes) story I watched on Bill Moyers Journal. The story includes a report about a man by name of Jim David Adkisson who shot and killed two adults and wounded seven others at a church in Knoxville, Tennessee. The reason? According to reports on both MSNBC and CNN, Adkisson did it because he was frustrated with not being able to find a job, was on the verge of losing his food stamps, and blamed Liberals for it. Since he couldn’t attack any known Liberal political figures, he attacked a church with known Liberal teachings instead. According to his affidavit, Adkisson felt that the Democrats had tied his country’s hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of major media outlets. The question is though: Where did he learn this?

… police found in Adkisson’s apartment, books by popular right-wing talk-radio personalities who berate and denigrate liberals. One of the books police found in Adkisson’s apartment was Michael Savage’s “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder”. In it, Savage calls liberals “the enemy within our country;” “an enemy more dangerous than Hitler”; “traitors” who are “dangerous to your survival” and who “should be placed in a straightjacket”. Like Adkisson, Savage accuses liberals of “[tying] the hands of our military”.

Words hurt. People can get hurt by the things that others say in the media. That includes what bloggers say too. 

For instance, take Michael Savage who wished AIDS on a caller, who hates Muslims, and talks nonsense about gay marriage. Check out the video where he goes completely postal on Liberals.

Then there’s Rush Limbaugh and his description of Operation Chaos, especially the part where he condones the act of violent riots with burning cars and the whole bit.

And, finally, there’s Ann Coulter. Regardless of whether you support Obama or not, when someone insinuates that Obama worships Lucifer and compares his book to Mein Kampf, that’s really stretching it thin. But it doesn’t stop there. She goes on and on in many blog posts and TV appearances spreading hatred for Liberals, about how Liberals are godless and that they are all liars. Hell, she even wrote a book called “Godless”. I’m not even a Liberal and even I find all this offensive.

What these people say can have a dramatic impact on people. Their words have influence and can hurt people. But while I don’t condone this sort of talk, I don’t condone outright banning these people from doing what they do. Our First Amendment rights give us the freedom to say what we want and express ourselves. I would never in a million years ask anyone to forfeit that right. While I don’t agree or condone this sort of talk, I do hope that these people understand that they must be responsible and held accountable for what they say. Words do hurt, people.

Which brings me to the point of my blog. Most readers don’t know me. Most people don’t know what I’m really like. Yeah, you can get an idea based on what I write about on this blog, but even then you’re only getting a very minute chunk of what I’m all about. Chances are that if you met me you might even enjoy a conversation with me. As such, I would ask that anyone reading my blog to not pass any judgement or stereotype on me based on anything I write. I’m far from being the sort of hate monger who writes things that actually motivate people to do bad things.

I tend to rant here and there and try at best to offer something constructive as much as possible. But my rants don’t hurt anybody. I don’t resort to calling people names and using stereotypes and labels. All I’m doing here is voicing my opinion. My blog is after all called Steamd for a reason. Occasionally I will write about things that piss me off. If you don’t like what I write then simply don’t read it. It’s that simple.

In the case of the Hummer post, I formed a broad generalization about Hummer drivers. Yes it’s generalized but in no way, shape, fashion, or form does it motivate anyone from committing an act of vandalism. I made it very clear at the very beginning of this post that I do not condone the act of vandalism on anyone’s vehicle. That includes what the old man did. All I said was that while I do not agree with the act of vandalism, I understand the motivation of what would cause someone to do it. Like I said, I may be generalizing a bit about Hummer drivers.

Just to be clear, here’s the main points I was trying to make in the Hummer post: Being that the average Hummer only gets 10/15 MPG, what part of that generalization isn’t true? How many Hummer owners do you know that actually care about environmental issues and energy conservation? Although it’s a broad generalization, how much of that isn’t true? Do any of them care at all about the environment? Does smog levels bother them? What about alternative fuels? Would Hummer owners like to see a Hummer that gets better gas mileage? Those are the questions I’ve been asking. My opinion is that most don’t care. But that’s just my opinion. It’s not stereotyping. It’s deductive reasoning.

My opinions and what I do on my blog isn’t even remotely close to the kind of media that other bloggers and media personalities are spewing out every day. I don’t spread severe anger and hate. I’m far more constructive and rational in my thoughts. I may get fired up here and there but that’s not hurting anyone. I’d much rather get fired up and express myself rather than let real hate mongers have their way. But that’s just me.

Ann Coulter: The Devil Incarnate?

It’s been a while since I last did a blog post. Much has happened and a lot has been gelling in my mind. There’s been a lot on the political front, so much that I felt I should take the time to draw it all in, research everything, and write a highly constructive entry rather than just regurgitating my initial gut reaction. That’s pretty much what I’ve been aiming to do with every new blog post I write. Granted, I can’t get away with avoiding any emotional reactions but I can at least stay as constructive as I possibly can and not ignore the facts. Lots of writing to come, but for now let’s talk about something I’ve been thinking about this week:

I regularly watch Bill Moyers Journal on PBS. Bill Moyers is among some of the greatest journalists of our time. His factual, non-biased approach usually leads to some highly thought-provoking pieces that reveal many answers and often lead to more questions. I had the privilege of meeting Bill back when I was in school. It was around the time when his book, Genesis: A Living Conversation, came out. I told him that I looked forward to reading it, for which he replied, “Please do…and when you’re done, let other read it and talk about it with them”. He encourages others to engage in conversation about many of the topics he reports about. That one little take-away says a lot about the man and as such I gained a lot of respect for him. Since it was a book signing, I asked him to sign his book for me. He signed it as “For Jeff - a kindred spirit. Bill Moyers”. 

Last week, I watched an excellent story on Bill Moyers Journal entitled Rage on the Radio. I highly encourage everyone to watch the video and/or read the transcript of the program (the video is also available on iTunes). The program details the nature of “Shock Jock” media and what kind of message that personalities like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Michael Savage are spreading. The message it seems is one filled with lies, hatred and intolerance.

Due to our First Amendment rights, I would never encourage any program to be forced off the air. However, I would ask that personalities that do engage in conversations of hatred and intolerance think about their message, the lies, and the consequences of them. There are consequences, a fact that we can not ignore, some of which even lead to hate crimes.

Case point, one of the talking points in Bill’s piece was about a man by name of Jim David Adkisson who shot and killed two adults and wounded seven others at a church in Knoxville, Tennessee?  The reason? According to reports on both MSNBC and CNN, Adkisson did it because he was frustrated with not being able to find a job, was on the verge of losing his food stamps, and blamed Liberals for it. Since he couldn’t attack any known Liberal political figures, he attacked a church with known Liberal teachings instead. According to his affidavit, Adkisson felt that the Democrats had tied his country’s hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of major media outlets. The question is though: Where did he learn this?

… police found in Adkisson’s apartment, books by popular right-wing talk-radio personalities who berate and denigrate liberals. One of the books police found in Adkisson’s apartment was Michael Savage’s “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder”. In it, Savage calls liberals “the enemy within our country;” “an enemy more dangerous than Hitler”; “traitors” who are “dangerous to your survival” and who “should be placed in a straightjacket”. Like Adkisson, Savage accuses liberals of “[tying] the hands of our military”.

Now, I’ve talked about Ann Coulter a number of times on my blog. A couple of days ago, Ann posted a new blog post called Obama: Lucifer Is My Homeboy.  Like many other posts made by Coulter, the title alone is controversial and hateful enough. Now, I’m not going to go into too much detail here, rather I would encourage readers to read it and decide for themselves.

In her post, Ann talks about how a nutty Al Gore inverted a Christian parable into something nearly satanic, about Democrats attacking Sarah Palin for being a Christian, while comparing Obama to Jesus Christ, and about what the Pledge of Allegiance is really all about and what all this ”under God” stuff really means. In a nutshell, she is saying that if you are a Democrat and/or a Liberal then you are not a true Christian. Doesn’t matter that Barack Obama is a devout Christian. Doesn’t matter that his running mate, Joe Biden, is a devote Catholic. Nor does it matter that no one in the Obama campaign, not one person, has attacked Sarah Palin on her religious beliefs. Doesn’t matter. All that matters is that she and others hate all Liberals no matter what. So, basically, if you are Liberal, don’t have a pro-life stance, and don’t believe in God the same way she and other right-wing neo-Conservatives do then you are the devil incarnate and you will be hated and scorned. So I guess love your enemy and turn the other cheek doesn’t mean anything to Ann and her devote followers. If this isn’t a message of hate and intolerance then I don’t know what is.

For all intents and purposes, Ann Coulter is inline with Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and other right-wing extremists in her message. As such, she is just as responsible for the actions of Jim David Adkisson as Michael Savage. Although it wasn’t Michael Savage or Ann Coulter that pulled the trigger, their words have power and those words encouraged Adkisson and many others to think a certain way.

Back in April, Ann compared one of Barack Obama’s books to Mein Kampf.  The irony is that by this association she inadvertently associated herself with Hitler. Why? Think about it. Hitler spread a message of hate and intolerance by singling out Jews, calling them “traitors”, deeming them as dangerous to the country and suggested that they all be locked up. What do you think that Ann and other right-wing whack jobs have been talking about? That Liberals are to be hated, that they are dangerous and are bad for the country.

Folks, this kind of message is poisonous and just bad news all over. For anyone to presume that their religion is more correct and that everyone else is wrong is bad enough. But to go even further and deliberately denounce a group of people based on their political beliefs with a message of sheer hatred and intolerance, that’s just madness. Jesus Christ was about love and tolerance, not hatred, intolerance and lies. This kind of message is a distortion of what it means to be a true Christian. True Christians don’t lie. True Christians don’t hate. And true Christians are tolerant of others that may not share their beliefs.

So I challenge Ann Coulter with this question: What would you say and how would you defend your message to the people whose lives were change by Jim David Adkisson, a man who listened to others like you who have a similar message?

Drill this, Ann!

Last week, the illustrious Ann Coulter did a blog post called THIS IS NOT A DRILL where she yet again takes people’s quotes out of context and doesn’t get the facts in an effort to make her enemy (which pretty much includes any Democrats and people who have even a slight liberal stance) look bad. When she gets it right she gets it mostly right. However, when she gets it wrong she gets it really wrong. Do two wrongs make a right? Let’s see:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, or as she is called on the Big Dogs blog, “the worst speaker in the history of Congress,” explained the cause of high oil prices back in 2006: “We have two oilmen in the White House. The logical follow-up from that is $3-a-gallon gasoline. It is no accident. It is a cause and effect. A cause and effect.”

You’re only partially right, Ann. First, calling Nancy Pelosi the “worst” is a matter of opinion. Personally I don’t have much of an opinion of her really. But her quote was back in 2006. Things were much different two years ago. This quote in particular was in direct response to a plan that Bush outlined in an effort to cut gas prices. Bush’s plan seemed to assume that the pumps at the gast stations were the problem and had less to do with the big oil companies and the situation in the Middle East. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

Explain this, Ann: Why are big oil companies getting no-bid oil contracts in Iraq? Even the New York Times said that no-bid contracts like this were unusual. And being that the current administration is all over Iraq, do you think maybe they had something to do with this? Even a little bit? Did Bush’s energy plan in 2006 have anything to do with this? Probably not…but it wouldn’t hurt to investigate it. Who the hell knows!

In response to the 2003 blackout throughout the Northeast U.S. and parts of Canada, Pelosi blamed: “President Bush and Rep. Tom DeLay’s oil-company interests.” The blackout was a failure of humans operating electric power; it had nothing to do with oil. And I’m not even “an oilman.”

Ah-ha! First misquote and misrepresentation of facts.

First of all, the 2003 blackout wasn’t just a “failure of humans”. An investigation found that a failure to trim some trees in parts of Ohio may have been the main cause. However, there was a software bug in the computer systems as well that caused all sorts of problems. The end result was a cascading failure of systems that caused a massive blackout.

This particular event caused rise of many questions regarding the need to upgrade and modernize power grids to avoid catastrophic failures such as these. Many members of congress urged Congress for legislation of a new energy bill. Pelosi herself was among these members. But the efforts were muddled with fights about oil drilling and subsidies for nuclear power and environmental issues. The Bush administration was concentrating its efforts on oil drilling with the energy bill, of which Pelosi replied:

President Bush and Tom DeLay put the interests of the energy companies before the interests of the American people by insisting we drill in A.N.W.R. and other environmentally sensitive areas rather than modernize our energy system.

So, as usual, Ann, you took someone out of context and didn’t read the facts. Don’t assume you know enough.

This must be why the Democrats are nominating B. Hussein Obama, who finished middle school three days ago and has less experience than a person one might choose at random from the audience of “American Idol.”

Obama is a hell of a lot smarter than you. You may have graduated from Cornell University with a law degree but it doesn’t look like you did much as a lawyer. Obama on the other hand graduated from Harvard, was a practicing attorney in Chicago, taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School for twelve years, and became the Senator of Illinois in 1996. You can’t do all that if you’re a moron. This guy is smart! Smarter than me! Smarter than you! He has more enough experience. He knows a hell of a lot more about what the Constitution says and what it implies than you do. Do you? Hell, when is the last time you’ve even read the Constitution?

Announcing the Democrats’ bold new “plan” on energy last week, Pelosi said breaking into the Strategic Petroleum Reserve “is one alternative.” That’s not an energy plan. It’s using what we already have — much like “conservation,” which is also part of the Democrats’ plan.

No, that’s only one part an energy plan. More drilling is not a solution that has immediate effects. Even it we were to allow oil companies to start drilling in ANWR and other areas we won’t see that oil for at least another 5 years. Pelosi was calling on Bush to tap into the Strategic Petroleum Reserves now so that we can see some immediate effects on gas prices at least within the United States.

Conservation, efficiency and using oil we hold in reserve for emergencies does not get us more energy. It’s as if we were running out of food and the Democrats were telling us: “Just eat a little less every day.” Great! We’ll die a little more slowly. That’s not what we call a “plan.” We need more energy, not a plan for a slower death.

Right, because a Hummer that gets 12 MPG isn’t really a problem. And, um, an analogy about eating less? In a country that has a high rate of obesity that might not be a good analogy.

Conservation and efficiency is only a part of the plan but not an end to a means. No one can deny that using our energy more efficiently is a good thing. Hell, I use fluorescent light bulbs that have the output of a 60 watt light bulb and they only take up 16 watts. That’s the sort efficiency we’re talking about here.

But there’s more! Pelosi announced that the Democrats also plan to push for “an historic investment in biofuels, efficiency, conservation and the rest.” The “rest” is apparently what she called our “important and essential” investment in alternative energy.

That certainly would be historic: We would make history by throwing our money away on unproven energy boondoggles that have eaten up untold billions since the 1960s without producing a single net kilowatt of power while we all starve to death.

Sitting around and saying “Well, we can’t do that! That’s a waste of time!” isn’t a solution either, Ann. More oil and more drilling isn’t a solution. At the very least, investing in the research and development of alternative energy solutions is a start. Again, it’s not the end to a means. It’s just a start. That’s a whole lot better than nothing at all to me.

The proposal to use energy sources that don’t yet produce any energy is like the old New Yorker cartoon with Obama in Muslim garb — no wait, that was a different cartoon. The cartoon is: A scientist has written out his extremely complicated theory on a blackboard and is showing it to another scientist. The theory consists of numbers and characters and takes up the entire blackboard. About two-thirds of the way across, reading left to right, appear the words, “then a miracle happens,” followed by more numbers and characters.

No comment. You dissed both Obama and scientists in the same sentence. Next sentence.

That’s the Democrats’ plan to run cars on biofuels, solar and wind power: Then a miracle happens. The current Democratic mantra on energy is: “We can’t drill our way out of this problem.” Apparently their plan is to talk our way out of this problem.

You make it sound like that’s the only part of the plan. Yes, eventually we’ll be able to rely more on alternative energy sources…but we’re talking years down the line. Biofuels, solar, and wind power are only part of that. Democrats are right, we can’t just drill our way out of this problem because drilling would require five years till we see the results of that drilling. That’s five years we don’t have. Yeah, we could start it..but we would still need to think about what to do that would have immediate effects.

Democrats are also alleging that the oil companies are sitting on millions of acres of oil but are refusing to drill — presumably because oil company executives hate the American people and perversely don’t want to make money. Manifestly, those acres are being explored for oil or have already come up dry.

Because there is much about the oil companies that has many suspicious. Again, I already mentioned something about the no-bid contracts in Iraq. Oil companies are already profitable. And, yes, I do believe that they have reserves that they don’t want to tap into. Think about it. If you were an oil company and you remained profitable, would you want to tap into your reserves if you didn’t have to? No, you would not. You would hold onto your reserves until such a time as you are unable to get any oil from the Middle East or anywhere else for that matter. Think of them as reserved profits.

If the Democrats really wanted oil companies to find more oil, they’d allow oil companies to drill offshore and to drill in ANWR, which we happen to know is bursting with oil.

But they don’t. They don’t want drilling. They don’t want more oil. They want humans to ride bicycles and then to die. We deserve it: We were mean to the polar bears.

Sigh. Now you’re just being melodramatic. Next.

It’s good to know that in the middle of a crisis, the Democrats are still liars. As long as we’re fantasizing about “alternative” energy sources, what we really need is a car that runs on Democrats’ lies.

Again, no comment. This is about as hypocritical as it gets. Ann, your total neo-conservative views are blinding you to the fact that not all Democrats are liars any more than all Republicans are liars. And yet time and time again you yourself have lied in the form of misquotes, the misrepresentation of the facts, and a point of view that all Democrats are liars. It’s not healthy for the Republican party or for the conservative movement, Ann.

The problem is this: our energy policy sucks! And, quite frankly, I don’t care which side solves the problem. All I care about is that someone is actually attempting to get it done. If that means more drilling then do more drilling, but do it in a way that is still environmentally conscience. We do have the technology to drill in a way that is environmentally conscience; why isn’t anyone talking about that? If part of the solution requires tapping into the reserves to provide immediate economic relief then, dammit, just do it!

However, I’m still all for alternative energy sources and I think it would be highly foolish to not invest in the further research and development of these sources, proven or not. The solution to our energy problems is not just one solution; it’s an animal that is multi-layered. Till you understand that you’re never going to get it.

Next time, do your homework, Ann! You really need to get a grip.

P.S.: Read up on the Pickens Plan. Interesting stuff.

Stupid is as stupid does

About a week or so ago, Ann Coulter published yet another doozie of a blog post entitled Bush’s America: 100 Percent Al-Qaida Free Since 2001. Now, you’d think I’d be wise and simply ignore her antics, but to be honest I find it very difficult to ignore this level of ignorance and stupidity. The problem is that there are others who actually believe that what Ann writes about is dead-on correct, that is that her opinion is indeed fact, and that she is telling it like it is. Being that Ann is part of what Arianna Huffington calls the lunatic fringe, I find it only fair that I deconstruct what Ann has written and essentially show just how ridiculous her presumptions are. So, let’s start at the beginning of her post:

In a conversation recently, I mentioned as an aside what a great president George Bush has been and my friend was surprised. I was surprised that he was surprised.

You’re surprised, Ann? Bush has an approval rating that is less that 30%. Why wouldn’t anyone be surprised by that comment? You’re the minority, Ann. And this sounds made up.

I generally don’t write columns about the manifestly obvious, but, yes, the man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America’s greatest presidents.

Produce one person who believed, on Sept. 12, 2001, that there would not be another attack for seven years, and I’ll consider downgrading Bush from “Great” to “Really Good.”

Congratulations! All that propaganda and FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) that Bush, Cheney, and others have spread actually worked. You actually believe that just because we haven’t had a major terrorist attack since 9/11 that we’re actually safer? And that we have Bush to thank for that? And that makes him a “great President”? What planet are you living on? Do you realize that some of our civil liberties have been taken from us because of the Bush administration? And you think that’s ok because, after all, we’re safer and we having had another terrorist attack? Ann, our forefathers would roll over in their grave if they knew that we sacrificed our civil liberties just to protect our borders.

Merely taking out Saddam Hussein and his winsome sons Uday and Qusay (Hussein family slogan: “We’re the Rape Room People!”) constitutes a greater humanitarian accomplishment than anything Bill Clinton ever did — and I’m including remembering Monica’s name on the sixth sexual encounter.

Pop quiz, Ann! What’s worse? Getting caught getting a blowjob from an intern? Or getting caught lying about the reasons for sending hundreds of thousands of troops to either get killed or seriously injured? And, yes, Bush lied. He said so himself that the intelligence was faulty and went to war with Iraq anyways. Yes, Hussein was a bad guy and eventually had to be dealt with…but there was little or no intelligence linking him directly to al-Qaeda. But the Bush administration continued on, lied to the American public, failed to listen to the United Nations, and went to war anyways even though it had little or nothing to do with the Osama bin Laden or al-Qaeda. Thus the Iraq was was predicated on a lie. Show me the facts that say otherwise. Clinton got away with lying about a blowjob. Bush got away with lying about a war and getting thousands of Americans killed as a result of it and having some of our civil liberties taken away from us. Yeah, real humanitarian accomplishment, Ann!

But unlike liberals, who are so anxious to send American troops to Rwanda or Darfur, Republicans oppose deploying U.S. troops for purely humanitarian purposes. We invaded Iraq to protect America.

We didn’t invade Iraq to protect America. We invaded Iraq to take out Saddam Hussein, a man who had not once invaded or attacked the United States.Yes, he was a bad guy…but he wasn’t much of a threat to the U.S…just a threat to the region and to the oil business.

It is unquestionable that Bush has made this country safe by keeping Islamic lunatics pinned down fighting our troops in Iraq. In the past few years, our brave troops have killed more than 20,000 al-Qaida and other Islamic militants in Iraq alone. That’s 20,000 terrorists who will never board a plane headed for JFK — or a landmark building, for that matter.

al-Qaida wasn’t a threat in Iraq till after we invaded Iraq. al-Qaida is linked mostly to Sunni’s, not the Shia Muslims that have been part of the insurgency the past few years.

And 20,000? Where are you getting these numbers from? What are your sources?

We are, in fact, fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them at, say, the corner of 72nd and Columbus in Manhattan — the mere mention of which never fails to enrage liberals, which is why you should say it as often as possible.

Please, say it as often as possible so that others will learn how ignorant you are. It has not and has never been clear as to whether al-Qaida has ever been linked to Saddam Hussein or Iraq. And, like I said above, we invaded Iraq, a country who has not once attacked our country directly. So how is it that we’re fighting them over there so what we don’t have to fight them here? Who? Being that al-Qaida is all but non existent in Iraq, who in Iraq has even remotely thought about attacking the United States directly? Give me the facts.

The Iraq war has been a stunning success. The Iraqi army is “standing up” (as they say), fat Muqtada al-Sadr –the Dr. Phil of Islamofascist radicalism — has waddled off in retreat to Iran, and Sadr City and Basra are no longer war zones. Our servicemen must be baffled by the constant nay-saying coming from their own country.

Muqtada al-Sadr is a Shiite. Shia’s hate al-Qaida. He may be radical…but he definitely has no sympathy for al-Qaida supporters.

The Iraqis have a democracy — a miracle on the order of flush toilets in that godforsaken region of the world. Despite its newness, Iraq’s democracy appears to be no more dysfunctional than one that would condemn a man who has kept the nation safe for seven years while deifying a man who has accomplished absolutely nothing in his entire life except to give speeches about “change.”

“a miracle on the order of flush toilets in that godforsaken region of the world”? So you’re saying that democracy in Iraq is just one step up from a load of shit? That is about as elitist of a statement as it gets. What makes you so much better than the people in Iraq?

(Guess what Bill Clinton’s campaign theme was in 1992? You are wrong if you guessed: “bringing dignity back to the White House.” It was “change.” In January 1992, James Carville told Steve Daley of The Chicago Tribune that it had gotten to the point that the press was complaining about Clinton’s “constant talk of change.”)

Every single Presidential candidate has used “change” as a part of the message of their campaign for just about every election of the past 20+ years. And that includes Republican candidates as well.

Monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than a weekend with Anna Nicole Smith. According to a CNN report last week, for the entire month of May, there were only 19 troop deaths in Iraq. (Last year, five people on average were shot every day in Chicago.) With Iraqi deaths at an all-time low, Iraq is safer than Detroit — although the Middle Eastern food is still better in Detroit.

But how many were injured? Do you even know? According to GlobalSecurity.org, the number of U.S. casualties have gone down a bit. But the number of U.S. wounded is still fairly high even though the number has gone down in the last few months. The numbers to date though are still staggaring: 4,070 dead with 30,182 wounded. It’s the wounded I’m mostly concerned about. Do you have any idea of the issues surrounding the treatment of wounded soldiers coming back from Iraq? Do you really believe that they are being treated with the proper level of physical and mental treatment they deserve?

Here’s some real numbers that will help put it all in perspective:

3,990: American troops who have died in Iraq since the start of the war. [icasualties.org, 3/17/08]

29,395: Number of U.S. service members that have been wounded in hostile action since the start of U.S. military operations in Iraq. [AP, 3/11/08]

60,000: Number of troops that have been subjected to controversial stop-loss measures–meaning those who have completed service commitments but are forbidden to leave the military until their units return from war. [US News and World Report, 2/25/08]

5: Number of times the 3rd Battalion, 4th Marine Regiment has been sent to Iraq. They are the first Marine Corps unit to be sent to Iraq for a fifth time. [San Francisco Chronicle, 2/27/08]

2,100: Number of troops who tried to commit suicide or injure themselves increased from 350 in 2002 to 2,100 last year. [US News and World Report, 2/25/08]

11.9: Percent of noncommissioned Army officers who reported mental health problems during their first Iraq tour [Los Angeles Times, 3/7/08]

27.2: Percent of noncommissioned Army officers who reported mental health problems during their third or fourth Iraq tour [Los Angeles Times, 3/7/08]

Al-Qaida is virtually destroyed, surprising even the CIA. Two weeks ago, The Washington Post reported: “Less than a year after his agency warned of new threats from a resurgent al-Qaida, CIA Director Michael V. Hayden now portrays the terrorist movement as essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia and on the defensive throughout much of the rest of the world, including in its presumed haven along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border.”

It’s almost as if there’s been some sort of “surge” going on, as strange as that sounds.

Just this week, The New York Times reported that al-Qaida and other terrorist groups in Southeast Asia have all but disappeared, starved of money and support. The U.S. and Australia have been working closely with the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia, sending them counterterrorism equipment and personnel.

So if Al-Qaida is all but non-existent in Iraq and the surge is working, then why don’t we have an exit strategy? Why, if we are supposedly successful in Iraq, can we not have a plan to start pulling troops out of Iraq instead of allowing more and more troops to continue third and fourth tours?

But no one notices when 9/11 doesn’t happen. Indeed, if we had somehow stopped the 9/11 attack, we’d all be watching Mohammed Atta being interviewed on MSNBC, explaining his lawsuit against the Bush administration. Maureen Dowd would be writing columns describing Khalid Sheik Mohammed as a “wannabe” terrorist being treated like Genghis Khan by an excitable Bush administration.

This isn’t fantasy land, Ann. People who attempt terrorism in our country rarely get interviews unless they happen to be born American citizens. Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols got interviews. But did the guy who help bomb the World Trade Center in 1993, Ramzi Yousef, get an interview? Umm, doesn’t look like it.

We begin to forget what it was like to turn on the TV, see a tornado, a car chase or another Pamela Anderson marriage and think: Good — another day without a terrorist attack.

Yeah, yeah…and we’d all be sitting around wondering when Paris Hilton will land her ass in jail for the umpteenth time. People love good tabloids. Who cares.

But liberals have only blind hatred for Bush — and for those brute American interrogators who do not supply extra helpings of béarnaise sauce to the little darlings at Guantanamo with sufficient alacrity.

If Liberals have a “blind” hatred for Bush, then Conservatives have a “blind” hatred for Liberals. Am I correct?

The sheer repetition of lies about Bush is wearing people down. There is not a liberal in this country worthy of kissing Bush’s rear end, but the weakest members of the herd run from Bush. Compared to the lickspittles denying and attacking him, Bush is a moral giant — if that’s not damning with faint praise. John McCain should be so lucky as to be running for Bush’s third term. Then he might have a chance.

Yes, people have lied about Bush. But for every lie there is a fact behind it that proves he has made decisions that resulted in poor judgement, decisions that cost people their jobs, their freedom, and their lives. Not only are there liberals who wish to avoid kissing Bush’s ass but there are also conservatives as well who wish to avoid it as well.

You’re exaggerating on how well Bush has done. I think his approval rating speaks for itself. You can’t get an approval rating like that without even Republicans not approving of him. People aren’t in denial over Bush doing a bad job. It’s not just their imagination, Ann. And a moral giant? Wow. You must have really low expectations.

Once again, Ann, you fail to back any of your opinions up with the facts. If what you say is true, where are the facts, ma’am? Blind criticism based on unproven facts isn’t the best way to “tell it like it is”. I can find highly reputable sources that will backup each of my claims. Can you? Best get your facts straight instead of trying to pass off your opinions as fact.

This whole Republican vs Democrat, conservative vs liberal, left-wing vs right-wing crap is getting really old, Ann. The fact of the matter is you can’t blame everything on Liberals and Democrats. Not every Liberal and/or Democrat is bad anymore than I can say that every Conservative and/or Republican is bad. What you don’t realize is that this sort of bi-partisan way of thinking is what is damaging the politics in this nation. All it does is turn people against one another and makes them lose sight of what the real issues are.

Seems that every blog post I’ve read by you, you’re always constantly attacking someone. You’ve compared Obama’s book about his father to Hitler’s Mein Kampf, which I feel is by far one of the most outrageous statements from you to date. You constantly try to pass off your opinions as fact and have a highly slated view of the fact. Plus, you tend to take things completely out of context. It’s as if you pick apart everything and only leave in the parts that illustrate and justify your point of view.

I’m all about the freedom of expression and sharing one’s opinion with others. You have every right to blog about whatever you wish to blog about. But even I get things wrong and I have no problems admitting when I’m wrong when I don’t get the facts straight. Why can’t you, Ann?

Last I checked we’re all Americans. Maybe if you spent more time treating all Americans with a little decency and respect, rather than attacking any opposing viewpoints at the first chance you get, you might get more out of it. Spreading lies and hate is no way to improve the political situation in our country.

Ann Coulter compares Obama’s book to ‘Mein Kampf’

Ann Coulter made a post on HumanEvents.com called Obama’s Dimestore ‘Mein Kampf’ comparing Obama’s book Dreams from My Father to Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Now, I’m not going to say that all conservative Republicans are like this, because their not, but this is about as insulting as it gets. Comments like these are way out of line:

Here’s a little inside scoop about white people: We’re not thinking about you. Especially WASPs. We think everybody is inferior, and we are perfectly charming about it.

So I took the high road and added a well written, respectful comment to her post:

Ann, although I firmly believe that everyone is entitled to free speech and I respect your opinions, I find your evaluation of Barack’s book highly flawed. The subtitle of the book is “A Story of Race and Inheritance” so it’s clear that part of Obama’s experiences are going to entail racism. The experiences he wrote about were set in the ’70’s and ’80’s. Racism was still a very prominent problem even then. What Barack talks about is very much in line with what Reverend Wright referred to as “self-examination”. Barack is very candid about his experiences. The problem I have with your views on this is that you’re taking it out of context. Barack is far from the raving, racist, lunatic you make him out to be. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. You mean to tell me that this man is a racist even though he has a white mother and a family filled with people from all walks of life? Please. Barack made one speech about race and that’s it. That didn’t happen till folks like you, Pat Buchanan, and Hillary Clinton took Reverend Wright’s sermons, took them out of context, and made him out to be a raving, racist, lunatic in an attempt to make Barack guilty by association. Context is important. I listened to the two most controversial Wright sermons and, let me tell you, I didn’t hear a damn thing that shocked me once I heard everything in context. I’m white. I’m not racist nor prejudice. I do not proclaim to be a Republican, Democrat, or Independant. I’m just an out-of-the-box thinker who does his best to educate himself on the facts at hand. The only two things I can not stand is ignorance and stupidity. Ann, I feel what you say here is both ignorant and stupid. It lacks any common sense and has no basis on fact since it’s clear you didn’t actually fully read and understand the context of his book. You merely reacted to the Reverend Wright incident and tried to find more dirt on Obama. Spreading lies, distortion, and hatred is no way to improve things in this country.

“Get over it!” isn’t a solution. And comparing his book to Mein Kampf is a back-handed, racist comment in and of itself. That’s highly insulting! Man! Talk about taking things out of context and twisting them around! This sort of thinking isn’t doing a bit of good for this country!