Gutters: Sarlaac? I Barely Know Her!

If you’re a Star Wars geek, you’re gonna love this one. There’s a ring of truth to this one. Love the “anus with teeth” reference.

Why I am leaving the Empire, by Darth Vader

You know, for a guy who is tall, black, and capable of crushing your head without laying a hand on you…he’s awfully whiny!

If Star Wars Were Made Today…

Taylor Kitsch as Han Solo? John Noble as Obi-Wan? Jeremy Irons as Grand Moff Tarkin? Bring it!  (Oh, and some of the others are pretty darn good picks too!)